Dear Santa,
I ran out of cookies this year so instead I made you a little pyramid out of little toblerones. I hope my offering is sufficient. Anyway, if you would be so kind, for Christmas this year I would love a motorcycle, appropiate clothing and helmet for said motorcycle, and a girl. A good girl, one that will make me feel special. Sorry this letter is so late, I've been really busy doing charitable and good things. Plus, your Santa, i'm sure you can make it work. Anyway, have a safe trip back to Mrs Claus and tell Jesus I said what's up. In case I don't see you, Merry Christmas and Happy new year!
Love, David.
